Posted on October 20, 2008 - by The Clam
Chubby Cuppy Cake Boy
Wow, I couldn’t help starring at this… it was mesmerizing in a bad way, a very very bad way. The internet is a scary place….
Posted on October 1, 2008 - by The Clam
Vanessa Arias
Soap actress from Mexico featured in the October edition of Max Magazine Mexico. Well, that should do it for the intro.
Say hello to Vanessa.
Posted on October 7, 2008 - by The Clam
Monkey Waiter
BBC:
“Yatchan and Fukuchan serve customers hot towels and drinks, and are given soya beans as tips.”
Yatchan and Fukuchan if you haven’t already guest are two monkeys! Yes, monkeys. Customers are warned to bring a banana as tip or be ready for angry monkey flinging poo at you. (I made that last part up) See the video after the jump…
What’s that? Peta is on it’s way? (more…)
Posted on September 30, 2008 - by The Clam
Anti-Theft Lunch Bag
If you’ve ever had your lunch stolen your in luck.
Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are regular sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides. After your sandwich is placed inside, no one will want to touch it.
Posted on September 30, 2008 - by The Clam
Superman’s Crystal Fortress Found
Deep in a mine in southern Chihuahua Mexico, crystals formed in a natural cave totally enclosed in bedrock. The Naica mine was first discovered by early prospectors in 1794 south of Chihuahua City. The discovery proved to be one of the largest known crystals on earth, work is underway to document and preserve this historic find. (more…)
Posted on September 30, 2008 - by The Clam
Heart Attack Grill
Founded in 2005 Jon Basso’s restaurant makes Hooter’s looks like Chucky Cheese compared to what he’s got. The menu includes “Single,” “Double,” “Triple,” and “Quadruple Bypass” hamburgers, ranging from half a pound to two pounds of beef, “Flatliner Fries” (cooked in pure lard), cigarettes, beer and liquor, and soft drinks. The Quadruple Bypass burger has 8,000 calories. Customers who finish a Triple or Quadruple Bypass burger are pushed in wheelchairs to their cars by the waitresses.
Don’t believe me? See for yourself. (more…)
Posted on September 23, 2008 - by The Clam
Zombie Emergency Kit
Someone out there looks like to me is a huge fan of Zombie’s that he built an Emergency Zombie kit. When the off chance there’s a zombie breakout. It contains a plexi-glass cover to protect against splattering and guts, a shotgun and a of coarse a machete. Plus, if your really confused there are also an instructions manual, just in case your a first timer. (more…)
Posted on September 23, 2008 - by The Clam
Company Slogans Translation Gone Wrong
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It should not be that difficult, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example.The name Coco-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-Kou-Ke-La. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means “Bite The Wax Tadpole” Or “Female Horse Stuffed With Wax,” depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, “Ko-Kou-Ko-Le,” which can be loosely translated as “Happiness In The Mouth.”
In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan, “Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation,” came out as, “Pepsi Will Bring Your Ancestors Back From The Dead.”
Also in Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan, “Finger-Lickin’ Good,” came out as “Eat Your Fingers Off.” (more…)
Posted on September 23, 2008 - by The Clam
Oktoberfest 2008 Girls
So how did this global party get started? And why didn’t anyone think of it sooner?
Prince Ludwig of Bavaria, wanted his people to share in the celebration of his marriage to Princess Therese of Saxony-Hildburghausen on October 12, 1810.
Ludwig organized a horse race and invited all the people of Munich. The royal party drew about 40,000 guests—a major rager, by ordinary standards, but only a small fraction of the 6.4 million people at Oktoberfest in 1997. A good time, and copious amounts of beer, were apparently had by all that first year. It was decided that the horse race would be held again in 1811, this time in conjunction with the state agricultural show. (more…)
Posted on September 23, 2008 - by The Clam
Marisa Miller in a Calender
Sports Illustrated have finally granted me my wish, all of Marisa Miller’s best shots over the years and turned it into a “The Sports Illustrated Marisa Miller Collection 2009 Calendar.” Looks like they even got my favorite month done right, May. (more…)
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Successful Yet Stupidest American Lawsuit
The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald’s. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States.
7th Place: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers [...]
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Bill Clinton Owned!
Mr. Ex-President Bill Clinton gets the cold shoulder. Oh, no. Looks like Hillary is more interesting in Ooo Ooo Obama… (There are jokes here but I’m not touching it)
Feel free to give it your best by commenting below.
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Five Rules for Men
1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a [...]
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Top Eight Idiot’s of 2007
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence.
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who [...]
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Sunburn
A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, [...]
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Office Girl
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.. but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you….The girl looked at him, and then said,’NO!’ Eddie said, [...]
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Greatest Insults
These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words, not to mention waving middle fingers.
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison,” and he said, “If [...]
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Smart Italian
An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the [...]
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The Spoon
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.
Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, ‘Steve’s Place,’ and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange.
When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also [...]
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Full
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty [...]
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School in 1957 vs. 2007
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge> them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other [...]
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Important to Know
1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can’t remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard [...]
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Useless Facts
1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
2. The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.”
3. Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
6. Studies show that if a cat [...]
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Attract Girls
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
“It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..
They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too [...]
