Sara Kostov, a model from Portugal (a country not in North America) so I was told. The point is she is not American nor is she Canadian, so she is pretty darn hot. Not because she is European, but if that floats your boat then I’m all for it.
Enough rambling here she is on the [...]
Mr. Ex-President Bill Clinton gets the cold shoulder. Oh, no. Looks like Hillary is more interesting in Ooo Ooo Obama… (There are jokes here but I’m not touching it)
Feel free to give it your best by commenting below.
A giant robot spider hangs on the side of a run down building in Liverpool city centre on 3 September, 2008, Liverpool, England. The 50ft tall spider was commissioned for the city’s European Capital of Culture year (when she finishes laying her eggs) will begin exploring the city.
Arachnophobia anyone? More after the jump (more…)
Chinese underwear maker created a range of panties for women. All decorated with road signs for guys that might need direction. (pun intended)
« 两侧变窄 » ( narrow tunnel )
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“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” - Britney Spears
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.” - Who else?!? Jessica Simpson
“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” - Paris Hilton
“(On Jennifer Aniston) I like her cuz she’s like, homely. She must have something else going on cuz it’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.” - Rod Stewart’s daughter Kimberly Stewart
“I think that the film ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep on the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” - Alicia Silverstone
“So, where is the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” - Christina Aguilera (more…)
Performance artist Alice Newstead hangs from shark hooks in the window of Lush’s Regent Street store on September 3, 2008 in London, England. 100 million sharks are killed every year for their fins, flesh and cartilage and the increasing price of shark fins has led to a growing number of sharks being killed.
The pictures are not for the faint of heart. If you don’t mind seeing a woman hung with fish hooks through her shoulder blades then this is definitely for you! (more…)
Born on 10 January 1986 in Liverpool, Abbey Clancy was member of girlband Genie Queen, who were managed by 80s popstar Andy McCluskey from OMD. The highlight of their career was supporting boyband Blue on tour. However, the band didn’t secure a record deal and fell apart.
In 2006 Abbey Clancy appeared as a contestant on Living TV’s Britain’s Next Top Model finishing in second place.
Here she is in a photoshoot for FHM. Enjoy!
Maxim recently ranked her #70 on their list of the Hottest Girls in the World. Her dark red lips, her spellbinding stare, and her undeniable charm definitely make her one of the best Croatian exports we’ve ever come across.
Liz Sheridan (also known as Jerry Seinfeld’s TV mom) was briefly engaged to James Dean.
Cybill Shepherd kissed and told about her relationship with Elvis Presley in a tell-all autobiography.
1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Mr. Ex-President Bill Clinton gets the cold shoulder. Oh, no. Looks like Hillary is more interesting in Ooo Ooo Obama… (There are jokes here but I’m not touching it)
Feel free to give it your best by commenting below.
1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a [...]
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence.
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who [...]
A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, [...]
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.. but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you….The girl looked at him, and then said,’NO!’ Eddie said, [...]
These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words, not to mention waving middle fingers.
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison,” and he said, “If [...]
An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the [...]
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.
Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, ‘Steve’s Place,’ and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange.
When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also [...]
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty [...]
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge> them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other [...]
1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can’t remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard [...]
1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
2. The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.”
3. Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
6. Studies show that if a cat [...]
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
“It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..
They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too [...]
When you sneeze, air and particles travel through the nostrils at speeds over100 mph. During this time, all bodily functions stop, including your heart, contributing to the impossibility of keeping one’s eyes open during a sneeze.
Annual growth of WWW traffic is 314,000%
%60 of all people using the Internet, use it for pornography.
In 1778, fashionable women [...]
I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and [...]
Last New Year’s Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
It was embarrassing - The bartender was almost crushed to death.
In Louisiana, this fella, Boudreaux, had a bad vehicle accident, caused by a truck. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Boudreaux.
Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, “I’m fine”? the lawyer asked.
Boudreaux responded, “Let me told you what happened. Me, I had jus loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da [...]
You’ve gotta admit, its a pretty stupid language. Id hate to be a foreigner trying to learn it. Heres 21 reasons why English is a pain in the ass.
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We [...]
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia.
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a [...]
