Posted on September 4, 2008 - by The Clam -

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” - Britney Spears

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.” - Who else?!? Jessica Simpson

“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” - Paris Hilton

“(On Jennifer Aniston) I like her cuz she’s like, homely. She must have something else going on cuz it’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.” - Rod Stewart’s daughter Kimberly Stewart

“I think that the film ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep on the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” - Alicia Silverstone

“So, where is the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” - Christina Aguilera

“All of a sudden you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through.” - R. Kelly

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” - Brooke Shields

“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” - Michael Jackson

“If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.” - Cyndi Lauper

“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” - Guns ‘N Roses frontman Axl Rose

“Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.” - Joaquin Phoenix

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” - Mariah Carey

“If you eat right and you exercise and you get breast implants, you can look like us.” - Gena Lee Nolin

“Pre-1989, I pretty much f****d everybody. I had to get breakfast somehow.”- Courtney Love

Yeah you’re right. It’s a slow news morning…

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