Archive for the ‘THE NEWS’ Category
Posted on October 20, 2008 - by The Clam
Chubby Cuppy Cake Boy
Wow, I couldn’t help starring at this… it was mesmerizing in a bad way, a very very bad way. The internet is a scary place….
Posted on October 7, 2008 - by The Clam
Monkey Waiter
BBC:
“Yatchan and Fukuchan serve customers hot towels and drinks, and are given soya beans as tips.”
Yatchan and Fukuchan if you haven’t already guest are two monkeys! Yes, monkeys. Customers are warned to bring a banana as tip or be ready for angry monkey flinging poo at you. (I made that last part up) See the video after the jump…
What’s that? Peta is on it’s way? (more…)
Posted on September 30, 2008 - by The Clam
Anti-Theft Lunch Bag
If you’ve ever had your lunch stolen your in luck.
Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are regular sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides. After your sandwich is placed inside, no one will want to touch it.
Posted on September 30, 2008 - by The Clam
Superman’s Crystal Fortress Found
Deep in a mine in southern Chihuahua Mexico, crystals formed in a natural cave totally enclosed in bedrock. The Naica mine was first discovered by early prospectors in 1794 south of Chihuahua City. The discovery proved to be one of the largest known crystals on earth, work is underway to document and preserve this historic find. (more…)
Posted on September 30, 2008 - by The Clam
Heart Attack Grill
Founded in 2005 Jon Basso’s restaurant makes Hooter’s looks like Chucky Cheese compared to what he’s got. The menu includes “Single,” “Double,” “Triple,” and “Quadruple Bypass” hamburgers, ranging from half a pound to two pounds of beef, “Flatliner Fries” (cooked in pure lard), cigarettes, beer and liquor, and soft drinks. The Quadruple Bypass burger has 8,000 calories. Customers who finish a Triple or Quadruple Bypass burger are pushed in wheelchairs to their cars by the waitresses.
Don’t believe me? See for yourself. (more…)
Posted on September 23, 2008 - by The Clam
Zombie Emergency Kit
Someone out there looks like to me is a huge fan of Zombie’s that he built an Emergency Zombie kit. When the off chance there’s a zombie breakout. It contains a plexi-glass cover to protect against splattering and guts, a shotgun and a of coarse a machete. Plus, if your really confused there are also an instructions manual, just in case your a first timer. (more…)
Posted on September 23, 2008 - by The Clam
Company Slogans Translation Gone Wrong
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It should not be that difficult, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example.The name Coco-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-Kou-Ke-La. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means “Bite The Wax Tadpole” Or “Female Horse Stuffed With Wax,” depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, “Ko-Kou-Ko-Le,” which can be loosely translated as “Happiness In The Mouth.”
In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan, “Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation,” came out as, “Pepsi Will Bring Your Ancestors Back From The Dead.”
Also in Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan, “Finger-Lickin’ Good,” came out as “Eat Your Fingers Off.” (more…)
Posted on September 23, 2008 - by The Clam
Oktoberfest 2008 Girls
So how did this global party get started? And why didn’t anyone think of it sooner?
Prince Ludwig of Bavaria, wanted his people to share in the celebration of his marriage to Princess Therese of Saxony-Hildburghausen on October 12, 1810.
Ludwig organized a horse race and invited all the people of Munich. The royal party drew about 40,000 guests—a major rager, by ordinary standards, but only a small fraction of the 6.4 million people at Oktoberfest in 1997. A good time, and copious amounts of beer, were apparently had by all that first year. It was decided that the horse race would be held again in 1811, this time in conjunction with the state agricultural show. (more…)
Posted on September 22, 2008 - by The Clam
Top Ten Horniest Countries
AskMen ranked top 10 horniest countries in line with the 2008 Durex survey rankings. So, the higher a country appears on the list, the more of its citizens are having sex — which means at least once a week. Just to make it on this list of top 10 horniest countries, three-quarters of a country has to be going at it regularly. Embarrassingly, Canada and the U.S. don’t make the cut.
No 10. Mexico
Want to take a sexy siesta? Meet people of the sun and fun in our No. 10 horniest country. Mexicans kick off our list of boot-knocking peoples, and they start from an early age. In fact, in May of 2008 Mexico City’s government distributed 700,000 copies of sex-ed textbooks to deliver to the city’s student population, well aware that the kids would be doing the horizontal tango one way or another. And when it comes to sex south of the border, there’s always a way. While prostitution is generally illegal in Mexico, it is legal in select cities like Tijuana where sex worker zones are set up for your benefit.
No 9. Switzerland
Sure, they’re politically neutral, but the Swiss definitely have an opinion about sex. That opinion roughly translates to: “Gimme more.” Apart from their regular bedroom feats, prostitution is also legal in this horny country. Every year 350,000 Swiss pay their own way for pleasure. With this level of commitment it’s no wonder they made our list of top 10 horniest countries. (more…)
Posted on September 17, 2008 - by The Clam
China Clone Wars: Cars
Thinking about buying a knock-off car? Look no further we got you covered. China is where it’s at.
Let’s start off with logo:
BMW vs BYD
Mercedes vs BAW
