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Chubby Cuppy Cake Boy

The Clam — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:44:17 +0000

Wow, I couldn’t help starring at this… it was mesmerizing in a bad way, a very very bad way. The internet is a scary place….

Monkey Waiter

The Clam — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:34:24 +0000

BBC: “Yatchan and Fukuchan serve customers hot towels and drinks, and are given soya beans as tips.” Yatchan and Fukuchan if you haven’t already guest are two monkeys! Yes, monkeys. Customers are warned to bring a banana as tip or be ready for angry monkey flinging poo at you. (I made that last part up) See the [...]

Vanessa Arias

The Clam — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:13:56 +0000

Soap actress from Mexico featured in the October edition of Max Magazine Mexico. Well, that should do it for the intro. Say hello to Vanessa.

Anti-Theft Lunch Bag

The Clam — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:43:59 +0000

If you’ve ever had your lunch stolen your in luck. Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are regular sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides. After your sandwich is placed inside, no one will want to touch it. If your interested in one of these you can find it here

Superman’s Crystal Fortress Found

The Clam — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:36:48 +0000

Deep in a mine in southern Chihuahua Mexico, crystals formed in a natural cave totally enclosed in bedrock. The Naica mine was first discovered by early prospectors in 1794 south of Chihuahua City. The discovery proved to be one of the largest known crystals on earth, work is underway to document and preserve this historic [...]

Heart Attack Grill

The Clam — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:16:35 +0000

Founded in 2005 Jon Basso’s restaurant makes Hooter’s looks like Chucky Cheese compared to what he’s got. The menu includes “Single,” “Double,” “Triple,” and “Quadruple Bypass” hamburgers, ranging from half a pound to two pounds of beef, “Flatliner Fries” (cooked in pure lard), cigarettes, beer and liquor, and soft drinks. The Quadruple Bypass burger has [...]

Zombie Emergency Kit

The Clam — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:51:27 +0000

Someone out there looks like to me is a huge fan of Zombie’s that he built an Emergency Zombie kit. When the off chance there’s a zombie breakout. It contains a plexi-glass cover to protect against splattering and guts, a shotgun and a of coarse a machete. Plus, if your really confused there are also [...]

Company Slogans Translation Gone Wrong

The Clam — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:36:15 +0000

Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It should not be that difficult, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example.The name Coco-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-Kou-Ke-La. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had [...]

Oktoberfest 2008 Girls

The Clam — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:09:16 +0000

So how did this global party get started? And why didn’t anyone think of it sooner? Prince Ludwig of Bavaria, wanted his people to share in the celebration of his marriage to Princess Therese of Saxony-Hildburghausen on October 12, 1810. Ludwig organized a horse race and invited all the people of Munich. The royal party drew about [...]

Marisa Miller in a Calender

The Clam — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:19:06 +0000

Sports Illustrated have finally granted me my wish, all of Marisa Miller’s best shots over the years and turned it into a “The Sports Illustrated Marisa Miller Collection 2009 Calendar.” Looks like they even got my favorite month done right, May.

Top Ten Horniest Countries

The Clam — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:32:15 +0000

AskMen ranked top 10 horniest countries in line with the 2008 Durex survey rankings. So, the higher a country appears on the list, the more of its citizens are having sex — which means at least once a week. Just to make it on this list of top 10 horniest countries, three-quarters of a country [...]

Successful Yet Stupidest American Lawsuit

The Clam — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 07:35:56 +0000

The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald’s. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States. 7th Place: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers [...]

Daniella Sarahyba

The Clam — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:39:43 +0000

Since starting her modeling career at the age of 12, Daniella Sarahyba has gone on to model for Pais & Filhos, Sports Illustrated, Nova, VIP, Corpo a Corpo, Boa Forma, Vogue Homem, Elle. Some might say modeling for Victoria’s secret will always be her crowning achievement. “I don’t think sexy is just you show your boobs [...]

China Clone Wars: Cars

The Clam — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:42:20 +0000

Thinking about buying a knock-off car? Look no further we got you covered. China is where it’s at. Let’s start off with logo: BMW vs BYD Mercedes vs BAW Oldsmobile vs First Auto Works Infiniti vs Suzhou Cars Toyota vs Jincheng I know what you’re thinking. What? It doesn’t look anything like the original. Well, let’s take a moment and look at [...]

Marisa Miller Malibu Magazine

The Clam — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:22:45 +0000

Hello and good day my dreams have come true! What is that you might ask? Well, that would be Marisa Miller hanging out all girly in stockings. Malibu Magazine just made my afternoon, looks like tonight I’m gonna have me some gooooood dreams. ps. Who the heck is Malibu Mag? UPDATE: Mia Dinelly (Publisher [...]

Pussycat Dolls’ Photo Shoot

The Clam — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:33:14 +0000

The Dolls get glammed up for a shoot to take new promo pics for their upcoming release. Watch Nicole, Ashley, Jessica, Kimberly and Melody have fun with pillow fights and motorcycles as they pose for some gorgeous photos.

Citroen C4 Transformers

The Clam — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 00:36:07 +0000

This has to be one of the funniest commercials car commercial as seen yet. Makes me wanna go out and pick up a transforming Citroen myself…

News Reporting Gone Wrong

The Clam — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:54:27 +0000

News bloopers are funny. Yes, I don’t have much to say right now. Yes, news bloopers are very very funny. Yes, I like.

Portuguese model Isabel Figueira

The Clam — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:41:13 +0000

First Name: Isabel Last Name: Figueira Nationality: Portuguese Ethnicity: Portuguese Hair Color: Light brown Eye Color: Brown Date of Birth: October 21 1980 Place of Birth: Lisboa - Portugal Height: 5′8.5″ ; 174cm Measurements: (US) 35.5-25-35.5 ; (EU) 90-64-90 Dress Size: (US) 6 ; (EU) 36 Shoe Size: (US) 7 ; (EU) 38 Agencies: Elite Portugal Her fullname is Ana Isabel Teixeira Laranjo Figueira Isabel is also a successful [...]

Crown Fountain in Millennium Park

The Clam — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:27:47 +0000

Built in 2004 and it cost around 17 million dollars (money well spent i would say) spanish artist Jaume Plensa created the “Crown Fountain” in Chicago’s Millennium Park. Made out of a black granite placed between two glass towers and covered with LEDs.

Megan Fox In October Maxim

The Clam — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:18:02 +0000

Really? Is it me or has she lost her “jazz”? She’s gotten older and her high school prepubescent charm has run its course. It’s getting kinda boring… I’m sure one of you guys feel the same. Anywho, here she is next months Maxim mag… yawn

Krystal Forscutt

The Clam — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:02:38 +0000

Krystal Forscutt is an Australian model and her claim to fame was on Big Brother Australia 2006. After the show she appeared in Australian men’s magazines Zoo Weekly, FHM, and Ralph. That sums up Krystal in a one and a half sentence. Now that you’ve been introduced let me show you them pictures of her in [...]

Eyaggelia Aravani

The Clam — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:02:34 +0000

I’m not sure who the heck Greek model Eyaggelia Aravani is and even worse, how to pronounce her first name. To top that off I thought all greek woman were brunettes? It looks like I’m not having a good morning here. Although I’ve never heard of her before, I’d sure as pie wouldn’t kick her [...]

Upside Down House

The Clam — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:02:30 +0000

Inventors Klaudiusz Golos and Sebastian Mikiciuk have created an upside down house. Yes, a house that is upside down. For the Edutainment exhibition company, the home is furnished with chairs, tables and carpets stuck to the ceiling. (hence the upside down part) Doors open to the public in northern German island of Usedom this week. more [...]

Talk About Lost in Translation

The Clam — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:15:20 +0000

I’m assuming the guy goes online and finds the first cheap Chinese to English translator he/she could find and typed in 餐厅 (which means Restaurant). Unlucky for them but funny for us this is what showed up. Next time use Google translator, how else would I know what 餐厅 meant?!?