Angry Clam | Waste Time Wisely - Part 2

Posted on October 1, 2008 - by The Clam

Vanessa Arias

Soap actress from Mexico featured in the October edition of Max Magazine Mexico. Well, that should do it for the intro.
Say hello to Vanessa.

Posted on September 22, 2008 - by The Clam

Top Ten Horniest Countries

AskMen ranked top 10 horniest countries in line with the 2008 Durex survey rankings. So, the higher a country appears on the list, the more of its citizens are having sex — which means at least once a week. Just to make it on this list of top 10 horniest countries, three-quarters of a country has to be going at it regularly. Embarrassingly, Canada and the U.S. don’t make the cut.

No 10. Mexico

Want to take a sexy siesta? Meet people of the sun and fun in our No. 10 horniest country. Mexicans kick off our list of boot-knocking peoples, and they start from an early age. In fact, in May of 2008 Mexico City’s government distributed 700,000 copies of sex-ed textbooks to deliver to the city’s student population, well aware that the kids would be doing the horizontal tango one way or another. And when it comes to sex south of the border, there’s always a way. While prostitution is generally illegal in Mexico, it is legal in select cities like Tijuana where sex worker zones are set up for your benefit.

No 9. Switzerland

Sure, they’re politically neutral, but the Swiss definitely have an opinion about sex. That opinion roughly translates to: “Gimme more.” Apart from their regular bedroom feats, prostitution is also legal in this horny country. Every year 350,000 Swiss pay their own way for pleasure. With this level of commitment it’s no wonder they made our list of top 10 horniest countries. (more…)

Posted on September 22, 2008 - by The Clam

Successful Yet Stupidest American Lawsuit

The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald’s. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States.

7th Place: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson’s son.

6th Place: 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn’t notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor’s hubcaps. (more…)

Posted on September 17, 2008 - by The Clam

Daniella Sarahyba

Daniella Sarahyba

Since starting her modeling career at the age of 12, Daniella Sarahyba has gone on to model for Pais & Filhos, Sports Illustrated, Nova, VIP, Corpo a Corpo, Boa Forma, Vogue Homem, Elle. Some might say modeling for Victoria’s secret will always be her crowning achievement.

“I don’t think sexy is just you show your boobs and whatever; be natural like you are… just be you and I think that’s sexy.” - Daniella Saarahyba (more…)

Posted on September 17, 2008 - by The Clam

China Clone Wars: Cars

China Clone Wars: Cars

Thinking about buying a knock-off car? Look no further we got you covered. China is where it’s at.

Let’s start off with logo:

BMW vs BYD

Mercedes vs BAW

Posted on September 16, 2008 - by The Clam

Marisa Miller Malibu Magazine

Marisa Miller Malibu Magazine

Hello and good day my dreams have come true! What is that you might ask? Well, that would be Marisa Miller hanging out all girly in stockings. Malibu Magazine just made my afternoon, looks like tonight I’m gonna have me some gooooood dreams.

ps. Who the heck is Malibu Mag?

UPDATE: Mia Dinelly (Publisher and Editor in Chief of Malibu Magazine) commented below:

Malibu magazine is a lifestyle magazine that keeps it real and in this case hot!

See, you will never know if you don’t ask. Mommy was right after all.

ps. Mia, where’s our copy? (more…)

Posted on September 14, 2008 - by The Clam

Pussycat Dolls’ Photo Shoot

The Dolls get glammed up for a shoot to take new promo pics for their upcoming release. Watch Nicole, Ashley, Jessica, Kimberly and Melody have fun with pillow fights and motorcycles as they pose for some gorgeous photos.

Posted on September 14, 2008 - by The Clam

Citroen C4 Transformers

This has to be one of the funniest commercials car commercial as seen yet. Makes me wanna go out and pick up a transforming Citroen myself…

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Posted on September 14, 2008 - by The Clam

News Reporting Gone Wrong

News bloopers are funny. Yes, I don’t have much to say right now. Yes, news bloopers are very very funny.

Yes, I like.

Posted on September 14, 2008 - by The Clam

Portuguese model Isabel Figueira

Portuguese model Isabel Figueira

First Name: Isabel
Last Name: Figueira
Nationality: Portuguese
Ethnicity: Portuguese
Hair Color: Light brown
Eye Color: Brown
Date of Birth: October 21 1980
Place of Birth: Lisboa - Portugal
Height: 5′8.5″ ; 174cm
Measurements: (US) 35.5-25-35.5 ; (EU) 90-64-90
Dress Size: (US) 6 ; (EU) 36
Shoe Size: (US) 7 ; (EU) 38
Agencies: Elite Portugal (more…)

Posted on September 14, 2008 - by The Clam

Crown Fountain in Millennium Park

Crown Fountain in Millennium Park

Built in 2004 and it cost around 17 million dollars (money well spent i would say) spanish artist Jaume Plensa created the “Crown Fountain” in Chicago’s Millennium Park. Made out of a black granite placed between two glass towers and covered with LEDs.

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Successful Yet Stupidest American Lawsuit

The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald’s. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States.
7th Place: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers [...]

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Bill Clinton Owned!

Mr. Ex-President Bill Clinton gets the cold shoulder. Oh, no. Looks like Hillary is more interesting in Ooo Ooo Obama… (There are jokes here but I’m not touching it)
Feel free to give it your best by commenting below.

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Five Rules for Men

1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a [...]

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Top Eight Idiot’s of 2007

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence.
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who [...]

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Sunburn

A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, [...]

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Office Girl

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.. but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you….The girl looked at him, and then said,’NO!’ Eddie said, [...]

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Greatest Insults

These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words, not to mention waving middle fingers.
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison,” and he said, “If [...]

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Smart Italian

An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the [...]

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The Spoon

A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.
Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, ‘Steve’s Place,’ and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange.
When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also [...]

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Full

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty [...]

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School in 1957 vs. 2007

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge> them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other [...]

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Important to Know

1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can’t remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard [...]

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Useless Facts

1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
2. The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.”
3. Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
6. Studies show that if a cat [...]

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Attract Girls

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
“It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..
They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too [...]